Bobby stared out his window, frowning at the rainy beach in front of him. He sighed and shook his head before turning around to face his boyfriend, Toaster. "Toaster, I don't know how much longer I can do this. Carpa's getting suspicious..."
Toaster didn't respond, as he was a toaster.
Suddenly, Carpa burst through the door. He gasped when he saw Toaster in Bobby's bed. "Booby!" he cried. "How could you!"
"No, Carpa! It's not what you think!"
Toaster sat there and said nothing, as he was a toaster.
"How could you, Bobby?" Carpa wiped tears from his eyes and fell to his knees. "I thought you loved me..."
Bobby dropped down in front of Carpa, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Please, Carpa. I do love you. You're the only Swede for me, I promise." He motioned towards Toaster. "This thing with Toaster? It's nothing. I promise."
A tear slid down Toaster's... toaster.